Sunday, December 1, 2013

BROTHERS IN SOLITUDE ch 1



Chad studied the last playing card cupped in his palm, fighting the smile pulling at his lips.  He did not want to taunt the fates.  His older brother Drake, a notorious bad winner, had already crushed him during the evening's two previous games.  Another loss would cement Drake's victory, and then he would spend the rest of the night rubbing it in.  Everything rested on probability and a queen of hearts—Chad hoped the odds were on his side.
The large vanilla scented candle flickered, casting shadows across Drake as he scraped the side of a can of deviled ham with a bent spoon.  Though irritated, Chad held fast.
"I hate when you do that," Chad said.
"It's almost gone," smiled Drake, again raking the spoon against the bottom of the can.  "You can make all the noise you want to when it's my turn."
Chad snorted, making eye contact with Drake.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" Drake asked his younger brother.  "It's all you got left.  Call."
"Do…you…," Chad began slowly, savoring the moment, "have any…queens?"
"Go fish," said Drake, tossing the can and spoon aside before picking up the last three cards lying face down in his lap.
"Damn," snapped Chad as he reached for the pile between them.  "I thought I had you that time."
"Guppies can't catch tigers," Drake said, looking at his cards. "It's one of nature's laws."
Chad drew a two of spades from the deck and sighed.
Drake had uncanny luck, dominating whatever video and board games he touched.  Neighborhood kids losing their lunch money and baseball cards while gambling with him had stopped coming over long before the world ended.  After the power went out for good, candlelit backgammon's appeal waned early on, and playing chess was a nightmare.  Drake always snuck in for the kill with his knights.  Even if Chad took out the horses early, Drake would checkmate him with pawns and then gloat about winning with the game's weakest pieces.  There was no question who Lady Luck preferred the moment dice, spinners, and controllers became involved.
Chad, on the other hand, excelled at athletic activities.  Drake would be breathing heavy long before Chad ever broke a sweat.  He could knock baseballs to the next block from the neighboring roof where they often swung golf clubs and wooden bats scavenged from empty garages and sheds.  Most importantly, Chad was a better shot with a gun.
"I'm getting tired of this game, Drake.  Why don't we go out?"
"This is just an excuse to get out of losing."  Drake leaned back on his elbows.  "What do you need?"
"I could stand for some lighter fluid." Chad said, flicking open his chrome Zippo with his thumb.  "How about you?  Need anything?"
"No, I'm good.  I wouldn't mind looking at the stars, though," replied Drake as he set his cards down.  "The view is great on top of Old Lady Scott's house."
"That place still smells like cats."
"Could smell worse."
"How so?"
Drake snickered.  "It could smell like your bedroom."
They sat, watching the flames flicker a moment.
"Ready?" asked Chad.
"Let's go," said Drake.
Chad blew out the candle and they rose, turning on flashlights.  The beams pierced the dark room, reflecting dust motes floating in an invisible sea.  In the hallway, Drake reached for a dangling thread and pulled down the attic door, unfolding a ladder.
"You first," he waved.
Chad grabbed the handrail with his free hand and climbed, the ladder squeaking under his weight.  Drake followed, pulling up the trap door behind them.
Upstairs, Chad swung open a plywood flap attached by hinges, flipped off his flashlight, and poked his head through a jagged oval hole in the roof.
Suspended like a gem among the cloudless, starry night, a waxing moon illuminated the pavement and overgrown grass below.  Thankful for the clear visibility, Chad tucked the flashlight into his pocket.
Though they had stockpiled plenty of batteries, conservation was crucial.  Finding high priority supplies randomly buried in the hundreds of houses dotting their South Lagoon neighborhood sometimes took weeks.  Lately, it seemed like the brothers' systematic searches took longer and longer before paying off, forcing deeper treks into the surrounding blocks.
Chad wasn't naïve.
One day there would be nothing left to pillage.  They would have to leave the nest and find another home, but outside of family vacations to Disney World and school field trips to Tallahassee's soaring capital building, Chad had never left Panama City Beach.  The thought of leaving their sanctuary behind for good and striking off into the world frightened him as much as the rotting creatures shambling throughout the streets.
For the most part, small numbers of reanimated corpses were easy enough to kill, but there was no telling how many decaying, flesh-hungry hoards wandered the abandoned streets.  Equally dangerous, a starving traveler might kill for supplies as fast as the creatures could strip the skin from your bones.
Chad looked at the night sky, grateful for its serenity and calm.
"See anything?" Drake asked.
"Just Orion making a run at the sky again," Chad said.  "The lawn needs a mow."
"That's not happening.  It matches the rest of the block anyway.  Come on, climb up."
Chad pulled himself out of the window, his blue jeans scraping softly on the shingles.  Standing on the hipped rooftop, he scanned the dark, tightly packed houses lining Hilltop Avenue and adjusted his holster's belt buckle.  A southern wind wafted in the peaceful sound of the Gulf of Mexico.  A second later, Drake was standing beside him, checking his revolver's bullets.
"Where do you think we'll find fluid?" Drake asked.  "The Robinsons'?"
Chad sighed.  He was close with Timmy Robinson before things went to hell.  An only child, Timmy knew a million dirty jokes and was the first kid Chad ever saw smoke a cigarette.  There was no counting how many afternoons they wasted watching cartoons or the times they camped in the backyard.  Chad shot Timmy while searching for Robotech comic books in the Robinson house, once in the chest before putting him down for good with a shot between the kid's clouded red and yellow eyes.  Drake disposed of Timmy's parents in their upstairs bedroom.
"No," Chad said.  "Think we cleaned it out."
"Stop and Shop?"
"Beach Mart is closer."
"Stop and Shop has more left," said Drake as he walked to the far left of the roof and knelt, picking up one of three metal ladders from a pile on the roof's edge.  Chad grabbed the other end of the ladder and pulled—a sharp click echoed down the street as the ladder opened and locked.  They paused, scanning the empty street again.  A single sheet of newspaper twisted along the pavement.  Five blocks away, rhythmic waves crashed against the Gulf's shoreline.  The noise of the ladder didn't arouse any unwanted attention, so the brothers bridged the six-foot gap to next door neighbor's mansard roof.
"We should ditch the bikes and boost a car," said Drake holding his end of the ladder in place with his legs as Chad got on all fours and began crawling across the ladder.
"Drive?" asked Chad as he crossed the catwalk.  "Can you even operate a motor vehicle?  No one ever showed me how."
"We'd figure it out."
"And where would we go, smarty pants?"
"I don't know," Drake said.  "Anywhere.  Nowhere."
"Doesn't sound fun to me."
Chad turned around and held the ladder's end for Drake, beginning his crawl.  Chad looked at their collection of bats, golf clubs, and tennis rackets.  Balls filled several plastic milk crates, and he noticed they were running out of tennis balls—something to keep an eye out for.  After Drake reached the flat summit, the brothers carried the ladder to the other edge and repeated the process, this time creating a bridge between their neighbor's house and Old Lady Scott's.
The breeze stirred and Chad shivered.
"Next time, I'm wearing a sweater.  You can really feel fall coming in," he said.  He wrapped his sleeveless arms across a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt, covering Donatello's faded face.  "I bet it snows this year."
"It never snows here.  You should be thankful we're not someplace like Philly or Chicago.  I bet whoever's left is balls deep in snow right now."
"Think they freeze up there?" Chad asked, wondering if anyone really was left.
"Those places are probably overrun with all the people who used to live up there.  If they did freeze, it'd look like a statue garden."
"It would give people a fighting chance.  You could walk up and blast them.  They could sweep in and clear the streets with those big machines they use to plow snow."
"Jesus, the smell when they thawed…  Remember when the fridge broke and all the deer meat went bad?"
Drake knelt down and started across the ladder-bridge.  Once over, he secured Chad's crossing.  They pulled the ladder on top of Old Lady Scott's flat, L-shaped roof and sat a moment, looking at their beach cruisers and listening for movement in the streets.
"I tell you, this house stinks," whispered Chad.  "Cats.  I smell cats."
Drake chuckled.  "It's all in your head."
"No, it's not."
"We can make a plan, spend a day down there, cleaning it up."
Chad shot him a look.  "Are you serious?"
"Hey, you're the one acting like a pretty, pretty princess."
"I was just saying."
"Yup," Drake said.  "I heard ya."
"Just look at your stars."
Drake stood up, strolling over to their bikes.  When they started making runs four years ago, the brothers attached a pair of hemp ropes to a red brick chimney on the right-hand side of the roof.  Drake picked up one of the loose ends and tied it around the frame of his green beach cruiser and lowered the bike over the edge of the house.  Chad affixed his end to a matching black bike.  Drake's bike touched ground, and he used the rope to climb down after it.  After he was safe, his brother joined him, making as little noise as possible.
They untied the bikes and wheeled them to the street, looking again for any movement.
Nothing.
After exchanging a glance they mounted their beach cruisers and peddled towards Treasure Circle, a winding, crescent-shaped road leading to Thomas Drive and the Stop and Shop.  The riskiest leg of the journey, dangerous shadowy areas blanketed feral trees and shrubs taking over the tall, tightly spaced houses.  The brothers peddled harder, putting as much distance as possible from the edge of the pavement by riding single file on the double yellow lines.
"There hasn't been too many of them lately," said Chad after they made the curve.  "Even less than three months ago."
"Doesn't mean anything.  Remember Wal-Mart?"
Chad choked, his mind snapping to the almost-fatal supply excursion.  The hairs on his arms tingled.  Looking towards the inky road's shoulder, the shadows suddenly seemed more ominous.
The brothers reached the end of Treasure Circle and took a left on Trelawney Avenue, following it a quarter of a block before the road emptied onto Thomas Drive.  At the bent stop sign on the corner of Thomas and Trelawney, the two stopped a moment and admired the Treasure Ship, a towering galleon rising high above one of the many marinas on St. Andrews Bay.  In another time, the immense building served as a restaurant, gift shop, and bar.  Chad's tenth birthday party was held in the third floor's main restaurant.  A man dressed as a pirate twisted two hot-dog balloons into an orange sword and a red parrot that sat on his shoulder.
The memory played out in his head as a series of faded sepia photos.  He couldn't remember how Mom's voice sounded anymore.
"One day, we have to go in there," said Drake.  "I loved watching the boats pass under the fishing bridge from the upper deck."
"Still looks like a giant trap to me.  Once you get in, there would be no way out."  Chad sighed, turning the bike's handlebars and digging the front tire in the sandy gravel.  He looked left towards the two-lane bridge bisecting the Grand Lagoon from St. Andrews Bay.  "Instead of casting lines from the fishing bridge or the Dolphin Pier, we need to find some kayaks and fish in the bay and lagoon."
"What happens if we hook a shark that wants to eat us?" Drake asked.
"We'll get a spear or a harpoon or something.  Stick it in one of its eyes."
"Pfft," Drake said, rolling his eyes.  "A hammerhead would pull you in."
"I could take him."
"Whatever."  Drake looked over Chad's shoulder and narrowed his eyes.
"It would be easy," Chad said, his words growing faster and louder.  "We could—"
Drake shushed him and pointed towards the shadows underneath the fishing bridge.
A lone figure staggered towards them.
Chad clenched the handle bar's rubber grips.
"We need to get to the Stop and Shop before it does."
"Yeah," Chad said, and the two peddled as hard as they could in the opposite direction of the approaching creature.  Slow and awkward, the things took a while to cover any real distance, but Chad knew they didn't have all night to shop.  It wouldn't be long before it was pounding on the shop's windows, hungry and relentless.
Two blocks later they skidded into the Stop and Shop's parking lot.
Frozen in time for over four years, the rectangular convenience store's broken neon cigarette signs dangled behind dark, cracked windows.  An overturned trash barrel blocked the front entrance, Drakes solution to prevent intruders—living and dead—from climbing through the front door's missing windowpane.
Dismounting, they leaned their bikes against a white Chevy Malibu rusting at the gas pumps.  The first time the brothers raided the store, they found a skin mag in its glove box—Drake won the issue after a three day game of Monopoly.  They huddled against the car, panting.
"What are we going to do now?" Chad asked, catching his breath.
"I don't know, man," Drake said.
Not visible from the road but parked next to the building, a beat up truck waited, motor idling.

Friday, November 29, 2013

My Work as of 11/29/2013

Here are links to my work:


BETWEEN THERE anthologies
(Pulpwood Press)



These books are collections of fictional ghost stories written by myself and other authors.  Each volume features a variety of mediums including short stories, flash fiction, screenplays, and poetry.  Ranging from horror and mystery to counterculture and dark humor, BETWEEN THERE's collective facebook pages are:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Between-There-volume-1/272246252813600

Contributing authors include:

Anthony S. Buoni
Lynn Wallace
Nathan Simmons
Joni N. Scott
Conrad Young
Brittany Lamoureux
W. Adam Burdeshaw
Toby Union
Tony Simmons
Ruth Corley
Jacqueline Seewald
Autumn Lishky
N. Wayne Garrett
Mark Boss
Dee Jordan
Kyle Clements
Angela Apperson
Joseph Davis


As of this writing, there are two volumes of BETWEEN THERE.
 


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buy volume 2 in paperback!

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If you have read or order copies of these books, please leave a review on amazon and goodreads!


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CONVERSION PARTY
(Pulpwood Press)




Nightclubs. Addiction. Casual sex. Doug, bent on self-destruction, decides to embrace living with the volume turned all the way up and begins a quest for the ultimate sexual taboo--deliberate contraction of HIV. Under black lights and strobes everyone is beautiful, but in this counterculture horror screenplay, desire and terror intertwine as Doug explores sexuality's darkest corners.

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OUTRE
(Meow Press)

A horror magazine featuring stories written by myself and illustrated by Bethany Hildebrand, Outre is an homage to the old horror comics and pulp books I grew up reading.  The screenplays are snappy, TWILIGHT ZONE inspired tales, often blurring reality with fantasy and terror while hinting at underlying moral themes.  The shorts are pure horror.  Future issues will contain horror erotica, poetry, flash fiction, and serials.

ISSUE # 1 contains a screenplay about a henpecked elderly man finding solace on the other side of his eyelids and a historical horror piece about a sheriff on the trail of one of his old pals rumored to have made a terrible transformation...



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Physical copies of issue 1 are only available through me and can be purchased for $6 by e-mailing MEOW PRESS at meowpress@ymail.com.


STUFF IN THE WORKS:

These titles will be out soon.

* untitled Orpheus novel (finished, beta read, available from Pulpwood Press early 2014)
* BROTHERS IN SOLITUDE (zombie novella, fingers crossed available from Meow Press by xmas 2013)
* SWISS CHEESE DISCO (draft 1 finished, rough as hell, rewrites needed, ? press)
* BETWEEN THERE vol 3 (Pulpwood Press, 2015)
* DISTORTED (upcoming anthology call for submissions here)
* untitled ghost story novel (rough draft 1 complete, ?, ?)


Wednesday, July 18, 2012

dirty rings

silly clown,
retrieve your naked wife
swimming with those war weary soldiers  
off that rocky shore.
gloomy skies water these unmarked graves
but we’ll erect tents in the downpour,
holy temples to innocence and joy.
after the rain
we’ll smear on make-up
adorn our best remaining costumes
parade downtown to invite the city to our show.
they’ll marvel at our antics
laugh at the juggling midget
gasp at the tightrope walk
forget their misery beyond the northern hill
if just for a few minutes.
come clown,
gather your unfaithful bride
so we may begin our work.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Collector


Collecting burned through Randolph Nocton’s veins from the beginning.  As soon as he could roll and scoot, he inched his way towards shiny things, claimed them, and tucked them in his playroom’s corner underneath a life-size, stuffed penguin where, days later while cleaning the room, Randolph’s baffled mother would find the eclectic lot.  Paperclip, dime, watch battery…why her perfect son desired these random items eluded her, but she shrugged it off, returning to more pressing affairs such as the incessant laundry and what would they eat for supper.

            In every way Randolph was an average boy but his peculiar penchant for collecting odd things continued throughout his adolescence. 

In elementary school, the fifth grade teacher, Mrs. Wintermute, uncovered over thirty gummy animals hidden in his desk.  A faint noxious smell led her to peer inside the cubby where he sat, and she was appalled as she extracted edible tarantulas, worms, sharks, and one licorice rat he had pushed into the far corner behind a Super Mario Bros. pencil box.  When Mother asked him why he wasn’t eating these candies, he replied that they were friends and he would be alone if he ate them.  Mother, used to his strange habit, fancied this was something he would one day outgrow.  Knowing girls would all-too-soon replace the comic books and baseball cards other kids were into, she hoped her beautiful Randolph would follow suite. Randolph never gained an interest in women but instead sank deeper into his unusual tastes and, while waking alone from high school, happened upon an item forever changing his life.

            A white glint protruding from outreaching weeds in the feral Dinglestein’s lawn first lured Randolph to the lot’s edge.  Kneeling, he reached into the overgrowth and extracted a chipped cat skull.  It was dirty and cracked over the left eye but the manner in which the empty eye sockets leered moved Randolph.  Looking over his shoulder and confirming no one witnessed his discovery, he tucked the skull under his yellow striped shirt and hurried home.

            Mother, still working the diner, wouldn’t return for an hour, so he utilized the alone time brushing away the remaining dirt with a whisk he found in his deceased father’s beard-trimming kit.  The soft bristles were from hog or horse and removed grime without abrading bone.  Some areas around the crown and left eye were terribly soiled and, after several failed attempts, Randolph applied a dampened cloth.  He was heavy-handed, snapping a diamond chunk off the left eye, and he gasped as the piece fell into his palm.  Wanting no further harm to befall his prize, he proudly set his trophy near the back porch underneath a blooming rosebush father planted.  Careful not to scrape his fingers on the thorns, he marveled at the picturesque world he created.

            Night passed like a glacier.  Desire gnawed on Randolph.  The only thing restraining him from visiting Father’s rosebush and risking discovery was the broken chip he clandestinely rubbed.  He told Mother nothing of his marvelous find and when the hour finally waned, he retired to bed, insane to hold his new friend.

            The next morning, he sneaked to the bushes and retrieved the skull from under a newly bloomed peach rose.  Walking to Bay High, he traced his pointer finger over the jagged cleft and wondered how the feline died.  Had the Dinglestein kid tortured the helpless animal?  Was it hit by a car?  So many mysteries for the mind to ponder.

            He reached school and, by the flagpole near the red cement tornado, he huddled, whispering to the skull.

            “You need a name.  I think I’ll call you Dulcinea.”

            The urge to kiss Dulcinea fluttered, knowing if anyone saw the act, he would realize a new level of hell.  It was cloudless day, and the courtyard was a common hang out area…too risky for a smooch.  The breezeway bathrooms were usually steady, but one of the stalls could provide the privacy he needed.  Glancing around, he brought Dulcinea near his breast and hurried to the men’s room’s red door, passing a couple pouring over a Spanish test riddled with red markings.  He pushed it open, ignoring the acrid stench the restroom harbored and entered.  He stopped and, as the door gently shut, relief swelled.

            He and his beauty were alone.

Multicolored graffiti littered the red and white walls and his footsteps squished as Randolph darted into the first stall, locking the door.  Someone ripped off the toilet seat so Randolph squeezed in the back right corner underneath knife-etched words reading Doug is a bugchasher, cradling Dulcinea.  Light flooding from the opaque transom cast an eerie glare in his love nest, but Randolph wrinkled his nose and smiled—Dulcinea never looked better.

After a brief examination he leaned in, kissed her crown, and shivers erupted through every pore, as if an inner flower opened and its radiant petals realigned Andromeda.  His momentary drunkenness shattered when the bathroom door opened and an invader squished into the next stall.  Holding Dulcinea in trembling hands, Randolph cringed at the sound of the unfolding belt and unzipping pants.  He needed to make a break for it.          

Before more mood-killing sounds emitted from his neighbor, Randolph opened the stall and rushed the exit but, as he reached the red door and swung it open, he bumped into the class bully, Slice.

Towering overhead, Slice was the only guy in the eleventh grade with a full beard.  He wore torn blue jeans, a HIM shirt, and he smelled like stale sweat.  He was absent from class often, and when he did bother to show up, teachers searched for an excuse to suspend him.  He liked to fight and steal—in seventh grade he broke some poor sap’s ribs, earning them both a little vacation time.  The system didn’t want to deal with the problem, so the schools kept promoting him further.  In no time they would be done with him.  The principals figured he would spend his adult life in the clink and couldn’t wait to serve him up.  Justice.

“Nocton, you fag,” he smiled, revealing his nicotine-stained teeth.  “What’s up weird-o?  Wanna drag off my cigarette?”

Randolph lowered his gaze to the damp floor.  “No.”

“Well, what’s that you got there?”

“It’s nothing,” Randolph snapped, trying to push his way out.  Slice grabbed him by the shoulder and shook him.

“Come on, let me see it.”

He shook Randolph again and Dulcinea fell from his grasp, shattering on the floor.

NO,” cried Randolph as he kneeled to pick up the scattered pieces soaking up the bathroom floor’s muck.

“What the hell was that, Nocton?  A Skull?  What were you doing in here, freak?”  Slice shouted, watching the nerd wallow in the squalor.

Tears spilled from Randolph’s brown eyes and, leaving some of the smaller pieces behind, he fled from the men’s room carrying most of the skull.  He was so disturbed by the incident that he blew off third period and began the seven-block walk home.  Along the way, he stopped by a wooded lot and buried his lost love, Dulcinea, underneath a fallen pine, marking the hallowed spot with an empty Jolt Cola can.

That night, he didn’t eat much of the stew Mother lovingly prepared and retired to his room early.  Mother assumed he was feeling puberty’s awkward travesty and left him alone while she cleaned the table and washed dishes, settling into primetime television.

Randolph passed the evening sketching pictures of his beloved Dulcinea on computer paper sheets and assembled them into a portfolio.  Dulcinea, his first great love, was forever gone and Randolph had little means of coping.  After tiring of drawing, he cleaned his room, throwing away the things he spent his life collecting.  Bottle caps, Butterfinger wrappers, laundry lint, found keys, lighter flints—all in the round trashcan beside his desk.  He filled a plastic garbage bag with sequins, faux jewelry, pill bottles, and all the other things he found and claimed from the roadside and department store floors, throwing them into the large dumpster in front of his mobile home complex.  Mother said nothing as he returned to his room despite satisfaction her son was finally maturing.

That night, Randolph cried himself to sleep.

For the next few weeks he brooded about, even letting his pristine grades slip.  His teachers, concerned there were home troubles, alerted Mother, who assured them it was simply growing pains.  Amongst Bay High’s student body, rumors circulated Randolph was stealing pets, committing unthinkable monstrosities.  People originally avoiding his unique mannerisms now feared and detested Randolph, calling him a ghoul or a fiend in hushed voices as he passed in the hall.  Randolph cared less about their jeers, inwardly searching for escape.

It was a sunny November Friday, when an epiphany befell Randolph after an incident in the gymnasium locker room.

Always conscious of his thin frame and insubstantial muscles, Randolph waited until other students finished dressing out for Phys Ed before slipping into gray sweatpants and a white undershirt.  Endless wedgies and toilet swirls conditioned him to wait and, during one respite period, he noticed Andy Vance stroking a white rabbit’s foot.  It was old and patches of hair were effaced but Andy handled the foot as if were a priceless religious artifact.

“Where did you get that?”  He asked Andy.  Once considered popular due to his natural athletic ability, poor grades and a taste for deflowering virgins before abandoning them rendered him a pariah among the trendiest circles.

“Why do you care, Nocton?” He said with a puerile smile.  Extending the paw in Randolph’s direction he asked, “Do ya wanna touch it?”

Randolph’s eyes widened and he reached out for the charm but Andy pulled it away, his verdant eyes flickered with a hint of silver.

“Freak,” he said.  “You really are a ghoul.”  Andy chuckled and turned his tone figure away from Randolph.

Not sure what to do, Randolph left the gym and cut class, finding himself wandering the western side of campus.

Classroom 212’s door was ajar and Randolph noticed a lone girl wearing scrubs, surgical gloves, and safety goggles bent over a dissecting pan.  Guiding a silver scalpel across the belly of a fetal pig, she didn’t look up as he entered the room and approached her table.

“What do you want?” she asked.

“I—I just want to watch.”  Randolph said, biting his lower lip.

The girl shrugged as she peeled the pig’s belly apart and pinned them to the tray’s black basin, exposing its innards to the florescent overhead lights.  The intestines jiggled and oozed when she pushed in the scalpel’s tip.

“This doesn’t gross you out?”

“No.”

“Most people think it’s cruel.  I think it is science.”

“Why are you doing it?”

“I want to see what its organs look like and compare them to ours.”

“Are we the same inside?” Randolph leaned closer as she cut away the stomach and lifted it from the belly’s formaldehyde stench.

“Sort of.”  She placed the stomach on the tray beside the pig and returned to the gaping hole she created.  “We have larger organs, naturally.”

“Have you ever cut into somebody?”  He quizzed. 

The girl stopped and they exchanged a glance.  “No, but one day I’m going to be a surgeon.  That’s why I’m putting in the extra study time.”

“What’s your name?” He rested his elbows on the table, peering into the pig.

“Sue.”

“You like cutting this animal, Sue?”

“It doesn’t bother me.  Did you know that when you die, they cut out your organs and weigh them?”

“Why do they do that?”

“So they can determine what you died from.”

“What happens to the guts after they’re done?”

“They put them back in—unless you’re a donor.  Then someone needy gets them.”

“What are you going to do with the pig’s organs when you’re done?”

“Probably throw them away.”

Randolph narrowed his eyes.  “May I have them?”

Sue chuckled, “What do you want them for?”

“Just to look at.  That’s all.”

“A little weird, but OK.  Maybe they’ll spark a passion for science and you’ll get into the field.”

Randolph smiled but before he could say thanks, a chubby teacher wearing tan slacks and a turquoise blouse entered the classroom and began erasing the chalkboard.

“Miss Doughnym, how’s it coming?”  She asked.

“Fine, I’ll be finished in about ten,” Sue replied, resuming her scalpel’s probing.

“All right, I’ve got another class in twenty-five so make sure everything’s tidy.”

“Thanks, Mrs. Dauphine,” Sue said as she began removing the heart.  “I’ll meet you at the tornado in a half an hour, OK?”

“Awesome, I’ll see you then,” smiled Randolph.  He turned and began exiting the classroom, nodding to Mrs. Dauphine as he walked out the door.

He passed the next twenty minutes pacing around the tornado, cursing Sue for making him wait so long and hating the school’s silly red and white statue.  He always felt the structure looked more like a pork chop than a tornado and wondered who had the bright idea to erect a hunk of meat for all the cars cruising along Harrison Avenue to laugh at.  He was picking his left palm with his fingernails when Sue finally approached, still wearing her scrubs and holding a liquid-filled Mason jar.

“Here you go,” she said, handing over the jar—several pink objects floated around a dark fig-like piece and Randolph shook the swine snow globe, enjoying his premature Christmas.

“What are they?”

Sue began pointing to the chunks floating in the jar.  “That oval one is a sublingual gland.  That is a spleen.  The big, dark one is a liver and this is a thymus.”

“How long will they last?”
            “Leave the jar shut and they’ll last a while.”  She turned and began walking away.

Hey, wait,” He called.

She turned, crossed her arms, and smirked.

“See you around?” He asked with a smile.

She looked him up and down before walking towards the breezeway, but her absent response didn’t bother Randolph.  He smiled at his floating guts and began walking home.

Halfway there, happiness erupted in Randolph.  He realized he no longer needed to mourn the loss of Dulcinea.  The jar he now possessed was just the beginning of a collection unlike any the world had seen.  Sure, he still missed Dulcinea’s unblinking eyes but she would always have a special place in his heart.

He knew the jar would upset Mother, so he tucked it beneath the rosebush, rubbing his finger against the lid before retiring inside. 

Mother noticed a change in her son and, relieved he was no longer sulking, she settled back into routine.  His grades picked up and he began doing more yard work, mowing the grass and tending to her roses.  When he cleaned out the back yard shed her husband used for storing rusting garden equipment and unwanted holiday decorations, Mother rejoiced for her prodigal son was growing up.

What she didn’t realize was Randolph’s dubious intentions.

Fearing neighborhood kids would discover and breach the aquarium, he wanted a proper house to display its glory.  Father had been a passionate gardener before succumbing to a heart attack when Randolph was two, and removing his dilapidated equipment was an obvious choice.  Insisting on a yard sale, the next Saturday Randolph hauled tools, shovels, and mowers out font, selling it all at breakneck prices.  He earned two hundred fifty dollars for the wares and, upon handing every penny over to Mother and instructing her to pamper herself with a manicure or massage, he asked if he could assume responsibility for the shed, citing he needed space to study science and chemistry.  She agreed on the condition he let no mice or rats escape.

Randolph was delighted.

He went to Home Depot, buying locks to bar the aluminum doors and electric lanterns to illuminate the interior.  He swept and cleaned up the inside, and on the back wall he placed the jar on the center shelf on top of a cloth mat.  Before it, he set a chair so he could gaze into the jar and dream…

Thus began a collecting frenzy.  The freedom to display and fawn whatever he desired caused him to gather bones of all sorts.  Every time he happened across road kill, he would scoop it up and bring it home, remove whatever flesh remained with skin beetles ordered on the internet, and arrange the bones to look like the animal it once was.  He filled the shelves with these skeletal statues until he was entirely surrounded, his collection becoming so grand he was able to pick and choose.  He owned no double—every skeleton was unique and expertly articulated with wire and rubber cement.  He had a cat, a dog, a raccoon, a deer, a fox, a partial coyote, and several local birds.  Although happy with his collection, he felt he lacked the Holy Grail. 

The missing entry: a human skeleton.

There remained a space on the back wall beside the Mason jar reserved for his collection’s apex and Randolph spent days calculating a manner to obtain one.  At first he tinkered with the thought of robbing a hospital; however, tight security and the threat of jail time swayed him.  There were the hanging bones in Bay High’s science lab, but closer inspection revealed they were fashioned from plastic and unfit for his gallery.  Randolph toiled for a solution but found none, becoming more and more frustrated.  Then, one chilly March evening while walking past Greenwood Cemetery, a realization dawned.  If Randolph Nocton wanted a skeleton he would have to resort to a most abhorred measure of human behavior—grave robbing.

            There they were, hundreds of skeletons stuck in the ground and waiting to be plucked and displayed.  It didn’t seem disrespectful to Randolph.  Displaying them in his museum meant superior adoration and reverence.  Whomever’s grave he chose for upheaval would be treated like family, no longer having to lie alone in the cold ground, forgotten.  Once uprooted, the skeleton would be king of all the other collected creatures.  Randolph was giddy.

            He hurried home to gather one of Father’s remaining shovels, a lantern, and a duffel bag.  Under night’s asylum, he returned to Greenwood Cemetery, creeping over the iron fence into the tombstone labyrinth in search of his king.

            He wandered across several rows, passing headstones he deemed too old for uncovering, and began wondering how deep they were actually buried.  He hoped the night wouldn’t give way before he obtained his prize.  The gentle wind played the magnolia branches like a xylophone, their song relaxing Randolph.  Of course he had enough time.  The real burden was finding someone regal, someone deserving.

            He turned right at a weeping granite cherub and his feet planted themselves before a modest marker.  He kneeled and held his lantern before the epitaph, tracing the engraved letters with middle and index fingers.  The simple words leapt at him:



JENNIFER HUNN

1976 – 1999

ALWAYS LOST



            Randolph knew it was the right one.  All effort in finding a king seemed silly once fate delivered a queen.  Vowing to treat her like a goddess, he struck the shovel into her plot and began digging.

            The grave was relatively new, so the roots he happened across were not too thick.  The process went smoothly, but his hands began to blister under the work.  He couldn’t stop—not after coming this far.  He pressed on, imagining her delicate metacarpals and the work needed to preserve their intricacy.  He hoped her teeth were attractive, but decided if they weren’t, she would still be all right.  How much did her organs weigh at death; did she dole them out to needy recipients?  If so, than not only was she a queen, but a generous one, too.  All the more attractive to Randolph, now waist deep.

            As the hole deepened to his chest, another thought appeared.  If he was digging up a queen, what did that make him?  Since he was bringing his collection a queen it would stand to reason he would be…KING.  Yes, it all made sense.  He was king of the creatures he collected and they his obedient subjects.  His heart pounded and he thrust harder and harder until the shovel scraped the top of the grave liner, a cement block to keep the weight of heavy machinery cemeteries use from crushing the casket.  Continuing until he revealed the edges, Randolph used the shovel as a level and lifted the cement block up, exposing the casket.  Falling to his knees and unable to hold back the grin, his fingers ran across smooth pine, trembling at their payoff.  As he rose, the wind turned banshee, howling at him.  He ignored the wail, hitting the lid with the shovel until it splintered apart in several places.  Kneeling again, he pulled at the pieces and uncovered his queen, Jennifer Hunn.

            Six unkind years turned Jennifer’s flesh into tight leather, falling off her bones in places.  There were holes in her clothes where insects and worms crawled in and out, and Randolph smiled when he noticed she lacked a wedding ring.   She was waiting for me, he thought, reaching in and tugging on her left arm.  A smell burned Randolph’s nostrils; he pulled his black shirt over his mouth and nose as he yanked.  With a snap, her arm broke free and he stuffed it into his duffel bag.  Though the inky sky broke, he had beaten the sunrise, but reaching for her right arm, he heard heavy footsteps and froze.

            It was well known amongst Panama City’s children the bone yard’s keeper, Gavin McGraw, was half-insane and all drunk.  Twice a month the cops would haul him out of some bar so he could dry out, but he never harmed or fought anyone so the cops tolerated the antics.  He kept Greenwood pristine and hated vandals.  If anyone were caught gallivanting within fence boundaries after visiting hours, they would face his wrath before having to deal with trespassing concerns.  Rumor was he tended a special plot for kids trashing his quaint bone yard, and Randolph cursed himself for forgetting about him.

            Peering over the grave, Randolph saw McGraw approaching, holing a half-full bourbon pint.  His face was scrunched up as if he were ready to breath fire and Randolph shuddered to think how long it was since his last bath.  Randolph crouched over Jennifer, his hands clinging to the shovel. 

            He looked down at Jennifer and in the lantern light she looked sad.  Randolph knew it was because McGraw was coming to tear them apart.  They were destiny, meant to meet and be together, and Randolph would not let the old drunk interfere.  His footfalls were almost upon them and, before Randolph faced certain doom, he leaned over, kissing Jennifer and running his fingers through her dry hair.

            “What in the hell are you doing down there?” McGraw slurred, eyes afire with booze and hate.  He took another pull from the bottle and replaced the white cap.

            “Kissing my queen,” replied Randolph.

            “You sick little—I can’t wait till the cops hear this one.  They call Gavin crazy but this, this is crazy”

            McGraw leaned over to grab Randolph, but the ground at the grave’s edge crumbled, and he fell into the pit.  Randolph raised his arms, protecting his head, as the old man came down hard.  There was a snap and the undertaker lay motionless, his right arm spilling into Jennifer’s coffin.

            Randolph stared at the heap for several minutes before poking him with Father’s shovel, and McGraw did not respond to the jab.  He looked at Jennifer, glanced at McGraw, and looked at Jennifer again.  He had a job to finish.

            Randolph Nocton was absent the next few days day at school.  When he did return, he dragged through every class and listened with only half interest in the lessons.  When the final bell rang at three, he went to the western side of campus, to the science wings—there was someone he wished to see.

            In her scrubs, Sue was cleaning a retort in the back sink when Randolph entered.

            “Hey,” he said, “how have you been?”

            “Working on my scholarship.  Enjoying your pig parts?”

            “Yes.  How much do you have around here?”

            “I’m almost done.  Why?” She asked, placing the retort next to several drying test tubes.

            “There’s something I want you to see.”

            “Where?”

            “At my house, on Elm.”

            Sue dried her hands on a tan towel, tossing it into a garbage can.

            “Sure.  I’d love to.”

            They walked the seven blocks to the Nocton home, chatting about using insects to clean bones and then their subsequent preservation.  When they reached Randolph’s back yard, he pulled out the shed key and slid it into the lock. 

            “You’ve surprised me Nocton,” said Sue.  “Your knowledge is impressive.  Are you thinking about going into forensic sciences?”

            “No, I’m not too keen on school,” he said, removing the lock.

            “If you don’t, it would be a waste.  I bet you’d be tops at it.”

            Randolph smiled, “Thanks,” and opened the door.  He reached in, flicking the switch on his lantern, and casting light over the reassembled creatures. 

            Sue, unblinking, let her eyes follow the rows of bones: raccoon, cat, partial coyote, finally settling upon Jennifer, now wearing smeared makeup and dressed in a wedding gown.

            “What do you think of my queen, Sue?”

            Sue smiled.  “You should see my house.”

swimming

a princess gazes into the bewitchin’ pool
in love with her shimmering reflection
the catfish’s scaleless illusion transforms
bringing youthful beauty to the longing leper
she wades towards a moonlight cascade dance
tossing jewels and clothes aside
tributes for the wise whiskered one
she raises her arms out
leans back
floats supine for her gilled lover

last call

Death, my old friend
i perch upon this french quarter stoop to drink with you
raise your bourbon and meet my glass
let us not speak of darkness and gathering gloom
but the eternal feast ahead
shall we sing to the stars or the waning orb?

Death, my old friend
i knew one day we’d dance here under gas lamps and galleries
take in deep once more the mighty mississippi
let us send whatever coins and mardi gras doubloons left in our pockets
skipping across cobblestones before sunrise
have we enough time for chess?

Death, my old friend
i welcome you with open arms
a promise kept, though liquor-drenched
let us relive our glory, our lifelong courtship with
one more wine before locking arms and stumbling towards the abyss
will you whisper one last story?

Death, my old friend
i perch upon this french quarter stoop to drink with you